(Source: macalien)
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
(Source: mutisija)
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
I pointlessly open the fridge too.
sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.
Why am I in the bathroom
(Source: vergilminaj)
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
(Source: cosrnos)
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(Source: whisperintoass)
my cat has been staring at this gopher for like 10 minutes I think he’s waiting to kill him until he finishes digging how polite
he’s letting him dig his own grave
…oh
- Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
Feel the power of 747
(Source: b-o-e-i-n-g)
sorry i can’t do this math homework it’s against my religion
(Source: hungarian)
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
I want this on my underwear.
(Source: geometricdeathtrap)
