Thursday, July 24, 2014
mscaroll said: Purple, red and black :P
Purple: 10 facts about my room.
- it’s cozy
- I have 10 posters
- 3 display cars
- i spend 99.9% of time at home in it
- either for sleeping or on the computer
- it’s white?
- the handle for my window is closed to I have to take off the bug screen and open/close it manually
- it gets really warm in the evening because the window is facing west
- i’d like a bigger room some day
- i always try to keep it clean and tidy
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
- they’re a bunch of retards
- we’re all retarded together, it’s awesome
- we call the group the bros
- I hope we stay friends all our lives
- we all tease the shit out of each other
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.
- She’s very sweet
at a horror movie
are you scared?
in this economy who wouldn't be
I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.
Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"
Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)
Track 2 — Carbon Dating
Track 3 - It Was Written in the Stars
Track 4 - Red Shift (Of Your Hips)
Track 5 - Our Affection (It’s Natural Selection)
Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…
The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
I’m so glad they aren’t around
omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?! I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!”
Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.