Thursday, July 24, 2014

mscaroll said: Purple, red and black :P

Purple: 10 facts about my room.

  1. it’s cozy
  2. I have 10 posters
  3. 3 display cars
  4. i spend 99.9% of time at home in it
  5. either for sleeping or on the computer
  6. it’s white?
  7. the handle for my window is closed to I have to take off the bug screen and open/close it manually
  8. it gets really warm in the evening because the window is facing west
  9. i’d like a bigger room some day
  10. i always try to keep it clean and tidy

Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).

  1. they’re a bunch of retards
  2. we’re all retarded together, it’s awesome
  3. we call the group the bros
  4. I hope we stay friends all our lives
  5. we all tease the shit out of each other

Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

  1. She’s very sweet

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

image

inspirational

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(Source: lifeinskyrim)

seanmonster:

tomato-greens:

slicknyc:

maryrobinette:

theargylegargoyle:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"
Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

Track 2 — Carbon Dating 

Track 3 - It Was Written in the Stars

Track 4 - Red Shift (Of Your Hips)

Track 5 - Our Affection (It’s Natural Selection)

seanmonster:

tomato-greens:

slicknyc:

maryrobinette:

theargylegargoyle:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"

Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

Track 2 — Carbon Dating 

Track 3 - It Was Written in the Stars

Track 4 - Red Shift (Of Your Hips)

Track 5 - Our Affection (It’s Natural Selection)

officialwhitegirls:

i think we all know who’s really responsible for the extreme weather 

image

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

mycatsaregay:

corgisandboobs:

Is this what happens when you realize you’re gay?

yeah

(Source: hawthorwn)

kabhipussykabhibum:

how white girls dance when they see their black ex in the club Crying

barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

kingcheddarxvii:

videohall:

Man’s worst enemy

The Silent Battle

(Source: panda-face-mew)

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.