Thursday, August 28, 2014
happinessbythekilowatts:

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

Hammond’s reaction

happinessbythekilowatts:

the-altar:

pinnacleofbritishness:

Why the British don’t have guns…

The look on their faces was the look on my face.

Hammond’s reaction

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

image

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

lookingforsomeonewhocares:

people with terrible personalities don’t deserve good butts

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

It only costs $0.00 to keep it real

(Source: functionallydisabled)

mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

hinder:

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

(Source: sprout)

nuttedsohard:

this is still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in a yearbook 

nuttedsohard:

this is still the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in a yearbook 

  • Daughter: Hey dad, can I get a new phone?
  • Dad: What's the magic word?
  • Daughter: Irene
  • Dad: Irene?
  • Daughter: Yeah, you know like the name of the girl you are having an affair with.
  • Dad: So did you say you wanted an iPhone or Android?
  • bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
funny-pictures-uk:

You can’t top perfection.

funny-pictures-uk:

You can’t top perfection.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)